Chicken count: 2 in the henhouse, minus some flight-necessary feathers, 2 in housing of their own choosing, 2 missing
Persuaded the parents to come over to clip the wings of chickens 1 and 2 (you know, the good chickens. The ones that live inside the henhouse). Two of the “free-range” chickens decided to hang out with us a bit.
See below: my father and his attempt to persuade the chickens to return.